Reasons for wearing a hat

[ewt]

1. It will keep the sun out of your eyes
2. It will help to keep your head cool in hot weather
3. It will protect your hair from harsh UV rays
4. If a bird shits on your head, you won't have sticky birdshit in your hair...

Comments

[mubeimmik.livejournal.com]

5. It will make sure your scalp doesn't get sunburned because you have crappy hormones and a big bald spot. ;)

[mubeimmik.livejournal.com]

P.S. what kind of hat do you have to keep your head cool? Mine just makes my head sweatier, but the benefits outweigh that minor annoying thing!

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Apparently, it's good luck when pigeons do that.

The great thing about collecting birdshit on your hat is that you can dry it out, grind it up, and use it instead of the 'whitening agent' that replaces milk in the office vending machine's 'tea'.

[shuripentu.livejournal.com]

Remind me never to have tea with you. *paranoid* ;)

Stir out the lumps

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Conversations overheard:

Offer the candidate something to drink before you start the interview...

...Will do

[short interval] *shuffling, conversation heard through a door*

Back in a 'sec, I'm getting [Candidate's name] some tea from the machine

Oh F***

[short interval] *eye contact*

Er, we do want him to work here?

Tell him the machine's knackered and bring him water

Trust me, there are liquids described as 'tea' that would be greatly improved (or at least, not noticably worsened) by the addition of unwholesome natural ingredients.

[hopeness.livejournal.com]

5. They are a very undervalued fashion accessory.

6. It can cover up a bad hair day.

[pplfichi.livejournal.com]

5. You can mount turrets on some of the larger ones...

Re: Stir out the lumps

[fwuffydragon.livejournal.com]

*snork*

... and now I have that Blackadder episode in my head ...