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May. 12th, 2006 05:17 pm
[personal profile] ewt
If the world goes to shit and we're reduced to foraging and subsistence farming to live, I'll be the one sitting in the corner, hugging my knees and rocking back and forth because I nearly got crawled on by a spider. Or a woodlouse, or an earwig, or an ant...

I really dislike my inability to deal with crawly things. I'm going to have to go back out and finish what I started (transferring the contents of one of the landlady's old bins into a strong binbag so that the bin men can take it away and so I can use the actual plastic bin as a water butt, or failing that (it might be too tall for greywater) as a container for the potato stack), but got so jumpy I decided it would be better to take a break and come in and wait until I've stopped shaking and my heartrate has settled down and I've stopped imagining all the crawlies.

Why do I do this stuff when nobody is home?

I'll never be a proper hippie :/

On the bright side: the old b0rked picnic table is now upside down and being used as a (bigger, better) compost heap. I've lined it with an old duvet cover I hate, and covered it with a blanket, weighted down so it doesn't blow away. There was some pretty rich soil down at the bottom of the heap. Also I think some of the chestnuts (mostly wormy) might have been sprouting but am too twitchy to sort through just now and find them, much as I'd love a sweet chestnut tree. And the old compost cage, which was too cagey to really work and didn't have a lid, is empty, so I can use that for some of my climbing things.

Also: the chamomile is HUGE. I didn't expect it to get so big.

Note to self: tomorrow afternoon, spend some time boiling the kettle and pouring it on the anthills. If you don't, there will be no strawberries, because the aphids will have eaten up all the strawberry plants. Fule. Should have done this when the ants first started appearing. Now there are loads of the little bastards. They thrive in warm dry soils, like what we've got right now as it's warm and dry.

Also to do: get compost, dig and delineate vegetable beds, start more vegetables in seed trays, sow dill in situ in the front garden, sow flax in the little thing where the wild garlic grows, consider acquiring copper tape/wire/something else copper to stop slugs eating everything in sight, get the potatoes started already or there won't BE any, do newspaper mulch and plastic bottle watering funnels everywhere that it's appropriate. And the greywater stuff, but that's for another day. I need to get the growing things in the ground, now.

The other lemon dropped off my lemon tree, but it is making new leaves again. I do not grok the ways of lemon trees. I think maybe there shouldn't be woodlice in the soil, though, although I'm not sure. And I'm too squeamish to get them out myself.

If anyone wants an Aloe vera plant, I have six. I can't believe how hard it is to kill these things.

I'm looking for spider plants for the kitchen, and for a maidenhair fern or two (so pretty!) for the loo.

Right, off to tackle the rest of the binbag project.

Date: 2006-05-12 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fwuffydragon.livejournal.com
I can possibly oblige with spider plants - mine has loads of little ones that will need potting up to let their roots grow a bit. I can chop them off and post them to you to let them take their chances if you like ... email fwuffydragon at gmail dot com.

If you have a spare chamomile seedling / cutting we could do a swap ...

Date: 2006-05-12 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fwuffydragon.livejournal.com
PS - broken eggshells are also good for deterring slugs.

Date: 2006-05-12 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ewtikins.livejournal.com
I have some chamomile volunteers but have not encouraged them at all and they're pretty straggly; might do okay if they were repotted though. And I'm more than happy to take a cutting from the main plant, which is huge.

If you're in London then we could meet up for plant exchange or you could come and see my dump garden in all its, er, glory.

Date: 2006-05-12 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fwuffydragon.livejournal.com
I'm in Woking normally, and London on thursday nights, so we could possibly arrange something.

Date: 2006-05-12 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 403.livejournal.com
What's the connection between aphids and ants? Do the ants farm them, or something? o..0

Date: 2006-05-12 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pfy.livejournal.com
Pretty much, yes. That's what they've been doing on my sage bush and chives this year, anyway. The ants eat the sugary stuff that the aphids secrete, and they'll attack nice aphid-eating insects.

I heartily dislike aphids. They are about the most consistently damaging thing in my garden. And the ones with wings keep landing on me and squishing when I try to pick them off.

Date: 2006-05-12 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com
I would like some aloe veras please!

I find a bed of straw keeps the slugs off things. It hurts their foot.

If in the process of social meltdown Britain also becomes much warmer, you will probably be the only one who doesn't get malaria.

Date: 2006-05-12 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ewtikins.livejournal.com
I will look after an aloe vera or two for you until you are next in London, or possibly send one up to Cambridge with someone who is going to the picnic on Sunday (I don't know if you are going, but could probably persuade people to come and meet you elsewhere), depending whether tomorrow's schedule works out sanely for this.

If in the process of social meltdown Britain also becomes much warmer, you will probably be the only one who doesn't get malaria.

Perhaps. If I do get malaria and there is no good medical care I intend to eat lots of mugwort, because that's the closest thing I know to drugs that are currently effective against malaria. Of course, if they over-use artemisin to the point of resistance then I'm screwed.

Having grown up in mosquito-infested bits of Canada, I can just about tolerate mosquitoes. They don't break my brain nearly as much as most other bugs do, anyway.

Date: 2006-05-12 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com
Ooh, thank you. I am intending to go to the picnic, yes.

There is of course the option of drinking lots of gin and tonic, for the quinine :)

Date: 2006-05-12 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouse-from-marz.livejournal.com
I had an aloe vera plant for about a year and a half. It was a present from someone who wouldnt take "no, please, it's ok, I dont want a plant" for an answer. They're hard to kill, but I managed. heh. heh.

spider plants are fun. also rather easy to care for, I seem to remember. I'm opposed to having anything to care for that doesnt give a serious return in emotional bonding, so plants are right out for now. if it doesnt talk or meow, it needs to stay outside.

Date: 2006-05-12 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doseybat.livejournal.com
But crawlies are cute and friendly and have lots of legs and *like you*!

Date: 2006-05-13 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qadira.livejournal.com
My hoya plants are lovely. The jade plant has yet to look close to death. My spider plant is quite sickly looking however, and I have never ever, not even once, been able to not-kill an aloe. I am aloe-cursed! Even were I close enough to take you up on such a lovely offer, I would decline, out of fear it would enter my home and promptly wilt into a puddle of goo. :/

Date: 2006-05-14 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pasdeschiens.livejournal.com
Mmm. Aloe veras. I miss mine... must get some more. Hm.

Anyways.
[livejournal.com profile] off_grid made me think of you. :)

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