argh

[ewt]

Someone somewhere on this floor has ordered pizza and is now eating it. It smells delicious.

I ate my lunch and it was enough but somehow this is making me all hungry.

So not fair.

This job is eating my brain.

I'm considering walking down the hall to ask if I can eat a piece of pizza, too, but I suspect this would not be particularly welcome.

I think it's veggie pizza, as well; I don't smell any meat smells. Olive, tomato, garlic, cheese, peppers, mushrooms, onions, and maybe sweetcorn.

Sweetcorn on pizza is Sick And Wrong.

Comments

[paraphasiclotus.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree more. I also think pineapple on a pizza is Sick and Wrong but not many people share that viewpoint.

[mstevens.livejournal.com]

Pineapple on Pizza is the evilest thing ever. I don't know why more people don't see this.

[ksta.livejournal.com]

exactly! and pineapple on ham?!? What a daft idea!

[willlowlove.livejournal.com]

pineapple and ham on pizza FFFFFFAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTTAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTIIIIIICCCCCC
and just soooooo nice as well the BEST pizza topping IMHO

[lovemenot.livejournal.com]

i *love* tuna and sweetcorn pizza.

[ewtikins.livejournal.com]

Mutant!

[yady.livejournal.com]

I thought that the idea of pizza was to put on whatever one likes and has available? So then sweetcorn would be OK for people who like it. Like me ;) I love sweetcorn, whether it is on a pizza or not.

However, there are ways to eat sweetcorn that are better than on pizza. In a salad or a soup, for instance.

[ex-purplekaz150.livejournal.com]

Ewww, onions!

*runs and hides*

[hopeness.livejournal.com]

Anything is fair game for pizza toppings. And that doesn't even cover sauce variations. Since we rescued Caliban's toaster oven from his dad's crawlspace we have been putting everything and anything on pitas, covering it with cheese, and baking it. Yum.

[(Anonymous)]

There is absolutely no pizza in the world better than Rodo's pizza in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada, ewt's town of birth. And there is no sweet corn on it, corn is for eating directly off the cob with lots of butter and salt! Ewt's first solid food was a Rodo's pizza!

[ksta.livejournal.com]

NOOOOO! Sweetcorn on pizza is correct and exactly where it should be!

[justinep.livejournal.com]

I quite agreed. My own favourite pizza topping is pineapple, sweetcorn and onion.

But I'll admit that I had an amazing multi-cheese pizza in Eindhoven (with Yady, et al)... it was fab, and this still baffles me, as it had blue cheese on it and I think blue cheese is wrong and bad and evil.